Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from France and from Delhi.
But I was there.

I was there in 1978.
I was there at the first Visage show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1973.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Milan and Lyon.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Mexico City kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1968 at the first Can practice in a loft in Cologne.
I was working on the sitar sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane to the jazz kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The New Christs. All the underground hits.

All Ohio Players tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every ABC record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grime hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a 808 and an organ and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Archie Shepp record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought an organ.
I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought a chamberlin.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Cybotron, Kango’s Stein Massive, Godley & Creme, Marmalade, The Motions, Rakim, Lebanon Hanover, Quando Quango, Procol Harum, Jacob Miller, Bob Dylan, John Lydon, Television Personalities, Guru Guru, The Human League, Radiohead, Index, Minor Threat, The Kinks, Radiopuhelimet, Franke, Eden Ahbez, The Busters, The Standells, Steve Hackett, Minutemen, Slick Rick, Deepchord, The Monks, The Selecter, Bang On A Can, Tres Demented, The Cramps, Delon & Dalcan, the Germs, FM Einheit, Spoonie Gee, The Alarm Clocks, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, The Velvet Underground, Wings, The Cosmic Jokers, Notorious BIG live in Amsterdam, Terry Callier, ABBA, Sonny Sharrock, The Mojo Men, The Chocolate Watch Band, Jeff Lynne, Nils Olav, Young Marble Giants, Mo-Dettes, Kevin Saunderson, Black Moon, The Fugs, Faust, Yusef Lateef, Accadde A, Visage, Sight & Sound, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)