Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Mongolia and from Winnipeg.
But I was there.
I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Zapp show in Hamilton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1977.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Houston and Calgary.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Halifax kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1975 at the first Ubu practice in a loft in Cleveland.
I was working on the synthesizer sounds with much patience.
I was there when Michael McDonald started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Blossom Toes to the funk kids.
I played it at the Troubador.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Mission of Burma. All the underground hits.
All Boredoms tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Depeche Mode record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal crunk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a harpsichord and a chamberlin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Louis and Bebe Barron record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought a mellotron.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a theremin.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Don Cherry,
Infiniti,
Bang On A Can,
the Slits,
Hashim,
Maurizio,
F. McDonald,
Lou Reed & John Cale,
Terry Callier,
Soulsonic Force,
The Durutti Column,
Circle Jerks,
Nation of Ulysses,
Dead Boys,
Mad Mike,
Brick,
Malaria!,
The Sound,
Darondo,
X-101,
Man Parrish,
Chris & Cosey,
Pharoah Sanders,
JFA,
Lungfish,
Curtis Mayfield,
Letta Mbulu,
Fear,
Dennis Brown,
The Evens,
Bronski Beat,
CMW,
Intrusion,
Derrick Morgan,
Severed Heads,
Unrelated Segments,
Michelle Simonal,
DNA,
Nico,
Be Bop Deluxe,
The Misunderstood,
H. Thieme,
Sällskapet,
The Gap Band,
The Busters,
Au Pairs,
Massinfluence,
Deakin,
Gang Green,
Tom Boy,
Ituana,
Icehouse,
Ossler,
Larry & the Blue Notes,
Khruangbin,
Mo-Dettes,
Saccharine Trust,
Susan Cadogan,
The Invisible, The Invisible, The Invisible, The Invisible.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.