Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Gabon and from Taipei.
But I was there.

I was there in 1983.
I was there at the first Lewis show in Vancouver.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1968 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Copenhagen and Salvador.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Copenhagen kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 2001 at the first Tiga practice in a loft in Montreal.
I was working on the organ sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Marc Almond to the punk kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Duran Duran. All the underground hits.

All 10cc tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Janne Schatter record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a snare and a chamberlin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Tom Boy record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your clarinet and bought an arpeggiator.
I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought a clarinet.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Godley & Creme, Throbbing Gristle, Erykah Badu, Ultravox, Beasts of Bourbon, Ossler, Echospace, Black Flag, Skaos, Kaleidoscope, Moss Icon, The Chocolate Watch Band, Juan Atkins, Kayak, Inner City, Anakelly, Swans, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, The Young Rascals, Smog, Peter Gordon & Love of Life Orchestra, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Young Marble Giants, Clear Light, Black Bananas, Tim Buckley, June of 44, Spandau Ballet, X-102, Motorama, Joey Negro, AZ, The Mummies, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Skarface, David Bowie, Scientists, Boredoms, Bizarre Inc., T. Rex, Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth, Goldenarms, Pussy Galore, The Black Dice, The Fall, David Axelrod, Tom Boy, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, Black Moon, Ash Ra Tempel, Mars, Sixth Finger, The Star Department, Mad Mike, Sunsets and Hearts, Con Funk Shun, Barry Ungar, Hasil Adkins, John Lydon, The Litter, Quadrant, Andrew Hill, The Last Poets, The Last Poets, The Last Poets, The Last Poets.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)