Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from South Sudan and from Woodstock.
But I was there.
I was there in 1984.
I was there at the first Arcadia show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1965 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Cairo and Manchester.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Shanghai kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1971 at the first Selda practice in a loft in Istanbul.
I was working on the clarinet sounds with much patience.
I was there when David Bowie started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Bill Near to the crunk kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Mighty Diamonds. All the underground hits.
All Excepter tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Marmalade record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a chamberlin and a snare and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Gil Scott-Heron & Brian Jackson record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your synthesizer and bought a spring reverb.
I hear that you and your band have sold your spring reverb and bought a synthesizer.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
The Standells,
Throbbing Gristle,
Soft Cell,
Girls At Our Best!,
JFA,
Los Fastidios,
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark,
The Fortunes,
A Certain Ratio,
Massinfluence,
The Moleskins,
David Axelrod,
The Saints,
Joensuu 1685,
Derrick May,
Henry Cow,
Parry Music,
Crispy Ambulance,
Lightning Bolt,
Warsaw,
Suicide,
Avey Tare,
Sarah Menescal,
New Order,
Junior Murvin,
The Skatalites,
Depeche Mode,
Model 500,
PIL,
Donny Hathaway,
Alton Ellis,
Delta 5,
Fela Kuti,
Monolake,
Mo-Dettes,
Rosa Yemen,
Crash Course in Science,
Subhumans,
Max Romeo,
Howard Jones,
Blancmange,
Derrick Morgan,
Sound Behaviour,
the Human League,
Mary Jane Girls,
The Walker Brothers,
Marc Almond,
The Birthday Party,
Be Bop Deluxe,
Yellowson,
Rahsaan Roland Kirk,
Electric Light Orchestra,
Jerry Gold Smith,
Kas Product,
Zero Boys,
The Sound,
The Grass Roots,
Boz Scaggs, Boz Scaggs, Boz Scaggs, Boz Scaggs.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.