Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Gabon and from Lyon.
But I was there.

I was there in 1980.
I was there at the first Cybotron show in Detroit.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1969 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in New York and Stockholm.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Columbus kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1971 at the first Big Star practice in a loft in Memphis.
I was working on the sitar sounds with much patience.
I was there when Michael McDonald started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Minnie Riperton to the disco kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Fall. All the underground hits.

All Icehouse tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every DJ Sneak record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal jazz hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a linndrum and a chamberlin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Organ record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought an organ.
I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought a chamberlin.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

The Walker Brothers, Lou Christie, The Mummies, Ornette Coleman, Lalo Schifrin, Toni Rubio, Sonic Youth, Pylon, Nik Kershaw, DJ Sneak, Derrick May, The Chocolate Watch Band, London Community Gospel Choir, The Human League, Rufus Thomas, Radiopuhelimet, Main Source, The Five Americans, The Shadows of Knight, Animal Collective, Khruangbin, L. Decosne, The Seeds, Country Joe & The Fish, Pulsallama, Urselle, Sixth Finger, Beasts of Bourbon, The Slackers, Fluxion, Mandrill, Rakim, La Düsseldorf, Massinfluence, Robert Wyatt, Public Enemy, Infiniti, Tommy Roe, Subhumans, The Gun Club, Pharoah Sanders, Crispian St. Peters, Fear, Ralphi Rosario, Brass Construction, Gregory Isaacs, Maurizio, Jeff Lynne, Selector Dub Narcotic, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Soft Cell, Spandau Ballet, the Sonics, Anakelly, Essential Logic, Danielle Patucci, Guru Guru, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Rahsaan Roland Kirk.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)