Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Nauru and from Tehran.
But I was there.

I was there in 1968.
I was there at the first Can show in Cologne.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1977.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Stockholm and Bologna.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Spokane kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Soft Boys practice in a loft in Cambridge.
I was working on the marimba sounds with much patience.
I was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Gil Scott-Heron & Brian Jackson to the grunge kids.
I played it at the 40 Watt.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Yazoo. All the underground hits.

All Glenn Branca tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Arthur Verocai record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal punk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a harpsichord and a spring reverb and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a D'Angelo record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your guitar and bought an arpeggiator.
I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought a guitar.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

DeepChord presents Echospace, The Pop Group, Absolute Body Control, Flipper, Television, Surgeon, Section 25, A Flock of Seagulls, Judy Mowatt, Sparks, Wire, Vainqueur, John Cale, Bad Manners, the Swans, Kango’s Stein Massive, China Crisis, Bill Wells, The Smoke, Drexciya, Steve Hackett, Minutemen, The Peanut Butter Conspiracy, Wolf Eyes, Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish, Faraquet, Liaisons Dangereuses, Deepchord, The Seeds, Cecil Taylor, Eve St. Jones, Flash Fearless, The Gun Club, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Mantronix, Sonic Youth, Graham Central Station, Juan Atkins, Bootsy Collins, Rites of Spring, Yusef Lateef, Drive Like Jehu, Banda Bassotti, Harmonia, Gil Scott-Heron and Jamie xx, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, The Slits, Wasted Youth, Jerry's Kids, Cameo, Sandy B, Warren Ellis, Moebius, The Moleskins, Blossom Toes, Yaz, Lalann, The Cosmic Jokers, Stiv Bators, Ludus, Moss Icon, Moss Icon, Moss Icon, Moss Icon.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)