Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Saudi Arabia and from Calgary.
But I was there.
I was there in 1980.
I was there at the first Cybotron show in Detroit.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1970.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Delhi and Beijing.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Mexico City kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1984 at the first Arcadia practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the theremin sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Mo-Dettes to the jazz kids.
I played it at CBGB's.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Can. All the underground hits.
All Rhythim Is Rhythim tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Pole record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a güiro and a spring reverb and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Offenders record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your spring reverb and bought a 808.
I hear that you and your band have sold your 808 and bought a spring reverb.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Lower 48,
Carl Craig,
Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish,
Robert Hood,
New Age Steppers,
Fugazi,
Icehouse,
Shoche,
Camberwell Now,
Maurizio,
Jesper Dahlback,
The Gun Club,
The Gladiators,
Iggy Pop,
Stockholm Monsters,
The Pop Group,
Subhumans,
Supertramp,
The Electric Prunes,
Bobby Hutcherson,
De La Soul & Jungle Brothers,
Stereo Dub,
Pantaleimon,
Bang on a Can All-Stars,
Nick Fraelich,
The Blackbyrds,
Newcleus,
The Birthday Party,
Scratch Acid,
Spandau Ballet,
Mantronix,
Radiohead,
Bobby Byrd,
Crispy Ambulance,
Sällskapet,
Monks,
Davy DMX,
David Axelrod,
Unwound,
Chrome,
Whodini,
Matthew Halsall,
Richard Hell and the Voidoids,
Barry Ungar,
L. Decosne,
T.S.O.L.,
Ultimate Spinach,
Bizarre Inc.,
Brothers Johnson,
Japan,
Massinfluence,
Dark Day,
Electric Prunes,
48th St. Collective,
Skarface,
Ohio Players,
Wally Richardson,
Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth,
Aloha Tigers,
Tom Boy,
Y Pants,
Au Pairs,
The Buckinghams,
Ten City, Ten City, Ten City, Ten City.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.