Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Laos and from London.
But I was there.

I was there in 1962.
I was there at the first Guess Who show in Winnipeg.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1968 to 1978.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Glasgow and Woodstock.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Glasgow kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1975 at the first Throbbing Gristle practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the marimba sounds with much patience.
I was there when Michael McDonald started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Rufus Thomas to the jazz kids.
I played it at the 40 Watt.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Pere Ubu. All the underground hits.

All Eric Dolphy tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Eli Mardock record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a theremin and a harpsichord and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Mad Mike record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your snare and bought a mellotron.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a snare.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

the Normal, Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience, Rowland S Howard / Lydia Lunch, Jawbox, Scion, a-ha, Zero Boys, Magma, Negative Approach, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Peter and Kerry, Japan, Gang Starr, Cymande, Pierre Henry, Flash Fearless, X-102, The Searchers, Hashim, Rod Modell, the Slits, The Electric Prunes, Black Pus, Robert Wyatt, Ralphi Rosario, Theoretical Girls, Mary Jane Girls, Harry Pussy, DNA, Easy Going, Bobby Byrd, Joe Finger, Barrington Levy, John Coltrane, The Black Dice, Boogie Down Productions, The Human League, Unrelated Segments, The Gories, Bad Manners, Kas Product, The Move, Royal Trux, Ice-T, The Smoke, Pylon, Crispian St. Peters, the Bar-Kays, Thee Headcoats, Davy DMX, Absolute Body Control, Con Funk Shun, FM Einheit, Jesper Dahlbäck, Amon Düül, Oneida, Crash Course in Science, X-Ray Spex, Bang on a Can All-Stars, Ultramagnetic MC's, Lebanon Hanover, Sam Rivers, The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)