Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Paraguay and from Milan.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Mistral show in Amsterdam.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1973.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Tehran and Houston.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Woodstock kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1978 at the first Visage practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the chamberlin sounds with much patience.
I was there when David Bowie started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Traffic Nightmare to the grime kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Masters at Work. All the underground hits.

All Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Byron Stingily record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a linndrum and a snare and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Walker Brothers record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought a spring reverb.
I hear that you and your band have sold your spring reverb and bought an arpeggiator.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Scott Walker + Sunn O))), Michelle Simonal, The Chocolate Watch Band, Gastr Del Sol, Hardrive, The Music Machine, Don Cherry, Kerri Chandler, Los Fastidios, The Five Americans, Lindisfarne, Outsiders, John Cale, Ajijia Myrayebe, Camouflage, Masters at Work, Wasted Youth, The Star Department, Jeff Lynne, Negative Approach, Glenn Branca, The Sisters of Mercy, The Golliwogs, Ponytail, The Smoke, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Ralphi Rosario, Harmonia, Main Source, The Litter, David McCallum, Amon Düül, Steve Hackett, Mary Jane Girls, Ituana, The Fortunes, Kevin Saunderson, Bootsy's Rubber Band, LL Cool J, Rekid, Sparks, Wolf Eyes, KRS-One, The Modern Lovers, Television, Country Joe & The Fish, The Selecter, Porter Ricks, Chris & Cosey, James Chance & The Contortions, Terror Squad Feat. Camron, Jeff Mills, Eric Copeland, The Names, D'Angelo, Joe Finger, Carl Craig, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, DeepChord presents Echospace, Siglo XX, The Fugs, Iggy Pop, Spandau Ballet, The Angels of Light, The Angels of Light, The Angels of Light, The Angels of Light.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)